Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
You truly level up when you do it in a long sleeved shirt, with a sweater on, AND a cami underneath.
Meanwhile, I feel like I’ve never met a single dude who can remove a sweater without also pulling up the t-shirt they’re wearing underneath entirely. I’m sure these dudes exist somewhere. I’ve just never met one.
No no - you really level up when you can not only remove your bra from under three layers of clothing, but also put on a new one the same way.
me at forever 21
- “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
- “was the galaxy print necessary”
- “why is this so cheap”
- “why is this so expensive”
- “why is everything so ugly”
- “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
- “i hate everything here”
- “im gonna buy everything”
|Me:||Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.|
|Teacher:||Ok lol thanxx :-)|
I hope one day you’ll wake up and realize how beautiful you really are. Because anyone should be able to look in the mirror and tell themselves that they’re beautiful. It doesn’t mean you’re “conceited”. No, it just means you’ve learned to love yourself. I really hope one day you’ll wake up and be happy with yourself.